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Years ago, I must have told someone I was Republican, and they put me on the official mailing list and started phoning me saying they needed my help "to keep liberals and Democrats out of Congress" etc. And I haven't seen any way to get off the list (I don't consider the Democrats much better, not that there are any around here), until now...

In today's mail was a "census" (I think they meant "survey") from the Republican National Committee:
... your answers will represent the views and opinions of all Republican voters in your voting district.

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

For those of you who didn't get one of these, I'm enclosing the list of questions in case you want to answer them yourself (their website should have mail and email addresses).

( I am not making this up )